Change is coming, more than your tiny brain can imagine. My one satisfaction is knowing it will take you by surprise.

Realizing gradually, then all of a sudden, all of the stuff that’s never going to happen.

Posting food on instagram = act of public defecation.

Far too finely wrought to be good.

Everything I’ve lost, I want back.
Except for the bad parts; those you can keep.

Life happened; he never knew what hit him.

Man was created in order to manage the litter box in order for the cat to fulfill its destiny.

Except as a referendum on current trends, he barely existed.

An unfinished novel, left along a road, picked apart by crows.

Be the love you never received.

 {German word for missing something before it’s gone}

Sorry, can’t stop; I have to push this rock up this mountain.

Why did we try so hard, why did we care? We never learned to play the game. We didn’t even know there was a game.

Painkiller—what a beautiful word.