Whenever he spoke you would inevitably hear a faint muttered “cunt” off in the distance.

Wear as many clothes as possible, as often as possible. Avoid cameras, mirrors, and other reflective surfaces.

Their rigorously maintained veneer of civility lasted 90 seconds into his birthday toast.

She was eager to talk about the most fascinating person she had ever met, herself.

She inwardly cherished the same neurotic traits she despised in the rest of her family.

Years later he finally learned to appreciate the flavor of the shit sandwich.

The new merged corporation will be headquartered everywhere and will cut 100% of its workforce.

You could have been a little kinder. Which is to say, a lot kinder.

Lost in a forest of assumptions.

There was more art in her household chores of a single afternoon than in his entire creative lifetime.

No idea
Who the fuck knows
It’s anyone’s guess
Fuck if I know

People described as “lighting up the room.” You are not one of those.

Drawing: a record of its own making.

I know you by your habits; the grooves you have cut in the world; the familiar boredoms I would miss beyond all else.